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Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
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Oregon train

When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out
I’m going Oregon train our friend
by Babboo69 January 22, 2021
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train trip

usually used as a racist joke referencing auschwitz.
"don't make me put you on a train trip boy!"
"*insert laughing here*"
by the og jay. June 2, 2022
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Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
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Draft Train

In a sport, particularly swimming, about four or five people will go ahead of you thus creating a current strong enough to pull you along with little effort, also increasing speed.
I can't wait to ride that draft train in practice today Michael!
by TacoTaco184 March 10, 2011
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Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog
“My best friend just got lobster trained
by Blankboys April 2, 2022
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spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone
We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train
by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018
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