Boy 1: I have a girlfriend now.
Boy 2: Then who is it?
Boy 1: She goes to another school.
Boy 2: So she doesn’t exist.
Boy 2: Then who is it?
Boy 1: She goes to another school.
Boy 2: So she doesn’t exist.
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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
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Get the the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too mug.Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement
So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.
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Get the You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is mug.Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
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