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Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT
Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
by THE HESK November 6, 2012
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time crunch

limited time to complete work; meeting a deadline in limited time; a small amount of time to finish tasks.
The boss called a meeting to come up with an answer to our companies problem with the time crunch we experience every day approaching the end our shifts.
by ShellyRed May 16, 2018
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Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
by The Blackguard November 27, 2011
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mark time

The use of moving your feet up and down (but keeping knees slightly bent) to keep time in Music. After you mark time, you can start marching.

Mark time, mark up
1,2,3,4 (start with left foot)
by Flute Fizzle June 16, 2006
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White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.
Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."
by WilliamClinton6969 April 4, 2015
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family time

When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.
Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.
by The Original Family August 28, 2009
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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
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