Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

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Bitch Pillow

A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

by Evil Devil Monkey June 25, 2015

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Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

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pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.

My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.

by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024

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When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.

I hit my girl with the Hoverman Pillow-Fight last night

by Tickle time November 15, 2025

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