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pillow persona

Whether you're dominant of submissive in bed.

In Japanese these personas are named "uke" (submissive one) and "seme" (dominant one).
Charles: I just took a quiz on my pillow persona.

Florence: And?

Charles: It said I lead in our relationship.

-Moment of awkward silence-

Florence: Well, we both know that's wrong.
by Magnana May 10, 2011
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Homeless Pillow

An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping
Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?

Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow
by Scruddle McDoodle May 19, 2011
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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
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Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.
by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014
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squishy pillows

giants tits on a hot girl that give you a random boner, usually just from talking or looking at her
Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today
by Mrthesexy April 22, 2014
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bundle of pillows

Something about shoving your dick in a pile of pillows
by Chieftom May 5, 2014
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pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.
"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"
by surreywathoe July 17, 2014
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