The Grass Gang

The Grass Gang is a group created by 2 lovely young people. It is said to be the best gang ever; better than the Mulch Gang.

“Hey, do you want to join the Grass Gang?”

by mizukithesilly November 27, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Grass

A term or idea invented by 'outdoorsmen' to get truly epic gamers to give up their grind.

'Hey try hard, go touch grass.'

by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023