cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.

Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.

by BookuBucks April 18, 2013

bandit

someone who is not registered to run in a race, but does so for fun.

That bandit is in the lead!

by kkpean September 9, 2025

Showdown bandit

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat

lets get you out of that box_-miss undertaker from Showdown bandit

by yeeaaa boi August 26, 2019

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Decker Side Bandits

A name for group of Asians who have now grown in numbers, reside in the heart of Little Seoul. They are known for their ruthless behavior and violent murders. Decker Side or D-Side is one of the largest Asian street gangs in Los Santos.

Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.

This is from the mouth of a women who resides on Ginger Street. "I've watched most of those kids grow up and I know most of their parents, it's sad to see the violence that takes place in Little Seoul, but we feel safe when Decker Side Bandits are outside, they are still humans and have hearts".

by anonymous August 27, 2025