Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 07, 2023
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
by SirSesquatch June 03, 2023
Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020
A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
by Fratton November 25, 2013
by skid catcher July 03, 2024
When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!
by Urban-small-dick-admins March 05, 2015
During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.
by Walter Babcock August 08, 2021