Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.

I just gave that bitch a texas window

by kegers July 21, 2004

Texas Blaze

A type of Marijuana found and grown usually in Texas.

Yo that texas blaze gets you really high.

by Adrian November 5, 2004

Spring, Texas

Boring, Lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.

I'd rather have a root canal than live in Spring any longer.

by Kelvin Brown August 6, 2005

Texas Taterchip

The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip

that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid

by km BJ December 22, 2004

Texas Treasure Chest

Is the act of taking a dump in a fat girls fat roll and hide it there until she showers and cleans under her fat roll. That of course is IF she takes showers.

Dude, that chick was so fat I could give her a Texas treasure chest

by ChrisAK May 21, 2008

Texas

The shittiest State in the US. Lincoln should have given it to Mexico when he had the chance. The traffic is worse than Southern California and so is the pollution. Texas is the state in which all the psycho religious extremists live and the capital of random acts of child abuse. No one in Texas vacations in their own state, they all go to Colorado, California, New York, and Florida. Sure they're the second biggest state in the US but Alaska could kick their ass five times over. Texas is where the last many presidents are from, probably the single reason why US politics suck.

The only thing good to come out of Texas is Pantera.

by Real America June 20, 2008

texans

Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.

Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.

Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.

And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.

Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space

by Smiling_weasle April 23, 2006