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telepathetic

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
by babu-G November 30, 2019
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televagalist

Someone (usually a male), who perversely sexualizes lesbians and perpetually makes comments regarding the desire to witness and/or participate in intimate acts amongst them.
A group of people were hanging out talking about relationships when this televagalist began commenting on how much he wanted to see two women go down on each other because it would be “so hot”.
by Twin Brother Darkness January 8, 2020
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Telecommoding

Telecommoding: adv. The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time looking at your cell phone. Verb. Telecommode.
#1. I thought my son left the house, but it turned out he was telecommoding for the last half hour. #2. During the COVID-19 shelter in place order, people have been doing a lot of telecommoding.
by 2Ringer6 April 10, 2020
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Teleiah

A sweet girl who is beautiful, intelligent, smart, sneaky, and caring. She has the biggest heart for her family and friends. The type of girl who will give you a bunch of chances to show they care. She can eat too but that's a good thing so you got an eating buddy.
Teleiah is such an amazing person.
by BudKidKool May 19, 2020
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telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone
It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants
by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020
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telecumference

The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.
Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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telema

An epitome of beauty, sweet, caring, kind and easily forgiving. Goofy sometimes. When she falls in love she falls hard. Did I mention beautiful? She brightens a room when she walks in. All the boys like her . Extremely intelligent, down to earth and determined. Very lowkey too.
I’d love to have a Telema in my life.
by Derin🍒 November 18, 2020
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