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half tank wank

The name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!
Kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. Kris is therefore a "half tank wank"
by Andyr5284 February 4, 2018
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Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils
Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can
That skank-a-tank just won't get the point
by statrad September 23, 2011
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Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze
by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018
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Filling up the tank

When a guy sticks his penis into a girls ass and pisses
I was Filling up the tank with my girlfriend
Yo Tom what the fuck
by MyDadRapesMe March 29, 2022
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TANK!!!

An exclamatory remark of a gamer when he blows a guys head off in any shooter game, or what happens to my friend lance when he plays me at halo 3.
Guy 1: Dude watch out he's around the corner!
Guy 3: Im gonna get you!
Guy 2: Don't worry that bastard is on lock down.
Guy 3: God Damnit!!
Guy 1&2: TANK!!!
by Radshack6695 May 2, 2008
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crank tank

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'
by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008
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