Tavleen

if you see someone look or sound gay its most likely a tavleen. Tavleen's claim to have a 20 incher but in reality has a 3 incher. Tavleen does homework for House of Usher alot and G pro wireless X superlight(P.S fuck you Tavleen).

Omg this guy sounds so weird it's probably a Tavleen. Why can i see his pp sticking out? I think his pants is too tight.

by stefan595 December 5, 2021

Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.

omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's

by Z-berg May 19, 2005

glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.

1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010

tablet

New electronic gadget from Apple.

I sent her an e-mail from my Apple Tablet.

by tom0942 January 27, 2010

tablesauce

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.

"Mane, pass me the tablesauce! I'm feelin' a little dry, shorty!"

by Anonymous 17 February 9, 2006

Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists

I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.

by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018