Toneshia

laidback and quiet but will not tolerate bs. Knows how to keep a man and knows what she wants out of life and will do whatever it takes to get it

Toneshia

by pretty girl24 November 20, 2011

Tonyrox52

A weird ginger who thinks he has a giant cock, enjoys playing guitar at his safe haven, Frenchwoods, and makes shitty dubstep. Famously known for his hit song Wawawawa. Also known as TR52. Drop him a sub and a like on youtube.

Shut on my tits Tonyrox52.

TR52 we will kill you.

by Tonyrox52 fanboy December 23, 2012

Filter Tony

a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.

Hey man, you're a real Filter Tony.

by Ava April 11, 2005

Dinner tonight?

When you and your bbf wanna go out to dinner but...I guess one is "too busy" to go. Or...the fact that you annoy the shit out of him and he doesn't wanna spend another second with you.

"Hey dinner tonight?"
"Nope."
"The D's?"
"Still no."

by jake and amir 4 eva February 17, 2010

Jizz and tonic

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!

It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.

by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017

tonsurephobia

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.

I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia

by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008

tonsil hockey

It's another word in slang for,"Making out."

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.

by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003