pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017
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Behavior Pump

An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.
The man who cut me off on the highway caused my behavior pump to overreact.
by Nathan Esch June 15, 2008
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Lil Pump

This fine Harvard student has been in college for 100 years and has mastered the english language.

You: Your an actual dumbass, lil pump is a retard who cant sing!

Me: Whatchu mean! These are Lil pump's lyrics.

Oh brr oooh ya brr ohh
ohh brr gucci ya skrr

Me: THATS FUCKING FIRE
by lil smart ass kid November 08, 2018
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Stupid Pump

only used by the person with the biggest traps ever seen on a man, Tom Talenti
I can't wait to get this stupid pump when i do shrugs at the gym!
by Dingus tom May 04, 2015
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3 pump chump

Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke

frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.

When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.

If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012
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Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.
Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.
by GB April 03, 2003
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