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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
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Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.
Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.
by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021
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Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
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Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.
"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"
by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020
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angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.
by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016
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Pirate Elbows

An elbow condition were an exposed gap is visible between the bicep and the elbow joint. More specifically, between the end of the humerus at the capitulum and the radial head. This condition has no medical diagnosis but is commonly seen in hockey players and males in with poor bicep curl form.
Danny’s pirate elbows are the key to his wicked hard wrister.
by Teddy1011117 October 10, 2020
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Jester Pirates

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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