Lumberton Middle School

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads

Thank god i dont go to Lumberton Middle School

by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022

West Middle School

Middle school in Maryland,

One of the english teachers talks about her ex husband and one of the music teachers seems like he's high during class.

7/10

"Dude! Don't you go to West Middle School?!"

"*Que intense stare*"

by sirendoesomestuf December 6, 2021

Holbrook Middle School

A VERY old school near Charlotte, NC that is on the brink of either burning down due to an electrical problem or collapsing under a light rain.

Hopefully Holbrook Middle School doesn't collapse under that light rain Monday.

by notatrampoline December 16, 2021

mattlin middle school

Dumbass school where you learn absolutely nothing.

Yo, you excited to get nothing done at Mattlin Middle School

by andrew749373 April 9, 2022

kahler middle school

ur mom gay

did your mom go to kahler middle school? she’s gay then and i fw her on the DL

by urmomgayasf526 November 8, 2021

Middle school humor

An infectious disease spread among the middle schools of the entire world. Symptoms include: Moaning, the phrase "Can I get a hi-ya", unfunny sex jokes, acting like a homosexual, continuous uttering of the phrase "Sussy Baka", constant interruptions, etc. If you know a person infected with this disease, contact your Priest, Rabbi, Minister, or Ayatollah to be blessed or exorcised.

Hey Jim, I heard that Randall J. caught middle school humor. He spread it, so all the religious leaders are booked.

by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021

Colonial middle school

Colonial middle school is a penitentiary in Plymouth meeting and probably the worst school I’ve ever been to. the teachers are mad annoying the bathrooms get closed almost every week. It’s filled with Caucasians that say the n word more that black people, annoying girls that try to act cute, boys that think they’re the shit cause they play middle school field hockey then go to gpcc to play basketball, whitewashed black girls and black boys that laugh at every single thing. (We can’t forget the Asians Indians and Mexicans). Once you get in a friendship with the girls at cms they get mad a you bc their crush likes you more than them. if you get in a friendship with a boy you’ll probably end up slap boxing them in the bathroom during core 3.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Caucasian: *n word* fuck is you talking abt
Me (a civilized person): Cms (Colonial middle school)
Person 1: oh I could tell

by Civilizedcoon October 2, 2021