Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit’

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020

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Tortilla Horse

A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.

My pussy is so tighy from that Tortilla Horse.

by DomSuxDik August 16, 2017

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endless.horse the website with a horse that has everything except hooves, and has very very long calves. You desperately scroll trying to find the hooves but to catch you off guard there is no luck and it keeps going.

“Hey look it’s the endless horse!”
“Bro where are it’s hooves”
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA”

by Swind/swick April 4, 2022

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Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

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