The Great Blumpkin 

As was foretold by Linus in It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown! It is the king of all blumpkins and can only be had on Halloween night. According to Norse folklore, it is the best blowjob that you can possibly get while sitting on a toilet and taking a shit.

Rick: Yo, Sal, it was halloween last night, did the Great Blumpkin show up?
Sal: Yeah, i had like three calzones and then I wanted to take a shit but she wanted to get kinky. Let's just say The Great Blumpkin arrived on schedule
Rick: Sick
Sal: Ya, totally fuckin sick

The Great Blumpkin by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

dropping the groceries 

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

dropping the groceries by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

On the Goog 

Using Google as a search engine.

- "Golly gee, I wish I knew the lyrics to this song!"
- "You silly human! Get on the Goog!

- "Gee willikers, thanks!"

On the Goog by useless_information November 30, 2009

Jay the gay 

Is a very lazy and horny bastard that will either try to dry hump you, twerk on you and do all sorts of horny shit on your face .

Dont be a jay the gay

Jay the gay by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 10, 2019

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by tipifire September 14, 2006

whew chile, the ghetto

Provided to us by our own queen Nene, the phrase is normally used when something big happens and a distraction is needed.

Jay Z: Everything is Love is on the Top 5
Beyoncé: Do I look like a "Top 5" bitch to you?
Blue: Whew chile, the ghetto.

whew chile, the ghetto by The PansexualⓇ June 27, 2018

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.

"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Teflon Don December 11, 2003