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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
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Generation alpha.

A generation more doomed than the people in hell.
Generation Alpha. is so cooked I'm not going to lie
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Alpha

“Wait, is that Brock Martin???”
“Oh yeah it is.”
“Dang that guy is the ultimate alpha
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Alpha kit

Hey John, alpha kit today!
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alpha coff

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alpha

alpha is someone who is dominant and who is strong. Alphas sleep in ovens and drink piss.

you are a beta if you do not sleep in an oven and you do not drink capybarra milk.
sensai is such an alpha.. sensai keeps an capybarra in sensais locker and drinks its milk.
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Alpha male

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