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Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.
this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
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Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009
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bawl-bag

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!)
from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m
by PV Person August 6, 2014
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tee bag

When a male hovers over one's mouth and dips testicles into mouth.
I tee bagged this freak yesterday on the plane.
by Jesse James February 15, 2005
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Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.
Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.
by cahhak April 29, 2009
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Mystery Bag

A seemingly illicit substance, usually of a white and powdered composition or occasionally with a yellowish hue.

A mystery bag is usually found in a zip locked baggie during clean up following a rave, a chance but rather delightful encounter. More deliberate encounters may come from a Boom Boom partyboy in the fall out of a festival... Boom Boom will want to keep the party going through Monday.
Yo Brains, check out the mystery bag I just found. Think I got me some chaz to keep the party going, fancy a line?

Eh I'm not so sure about that Boom Boom, it looks a bit weird

Ah screw that Brains ya dry shite

Sniff sniff

Shit, feels like my face is falling off, what the hell was that?

Haha you clown Boom Boom, it's 2ci and the bus home is just about to leave, buckle up😉
by Mysteryb87 May 27, 2019
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Who-Bag

All girls named Vanessa are Who-Bags
by DBC123 September 8, 2009
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