texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021

texas carolan

an easy to get cheap whore

‘texas carolan is a slag’

by texascarolan April 15, 2023

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

by BigD81 September 21, 2023

Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

texas slipper

using feces as lube when giving someone a foot job

marc was out of lube so he asked suzie if she'd give him a texas slipper

by frank gomez November 17, 2006