Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

china, texas

China, Texas is a small town in Texas, just west of Beaumont. All was well in this sleepy little town until the residents got burned by their mayor, who sold her property to a low income housing company for $700,000. The now ex-mayor made so much money and pushed the build quietly through counsil. The towns folk voted the mean old lady out of office, but now China is stuck with low income apartments which the water dept will not be able to keep up with the new demands of. Sad for the future of little China, TX.

china, texas

by china texas community April 1, 2017

Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Texas Billionaire

A sexual act in which one partner is to be positioned with their ass in the air as the other partner inserts themselves inside the other; this will be a squatting action above the receiving partner; feet firmly planted shoulder width apart in the drilling position. As the partner thrusts down they must hold both hands in the air as if they are shooting pistols into the air while shouting, “We struck oil!” or “Yahoo!”

Hank got lucky the other night, he was able to pull off the Texas Billionaire on his wife after coming home from the bar.

by Zi11a March 19, 2022

texas slipper

using feces as lube when giving someone a foot job

marc was out of lube so he asked suzie if she'd give him a texas slipper

by frank gomez November 17, 2006