taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet January 11, 2016

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first June 02, 2011

glittering taint

The Martha Stewart version of a taint

Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

Taint field

When your undercarriage is overgrown from lack of grooming.

He never trimmed his pubic region which left him with a massive taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 26, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.

Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 26, 2025

Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by January 27, 2025