Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

bitchass strawberries

The coolest band ever created in a matter of twenty seconds.

person A: Any good new artists you know?
person B: Yeah, the bitchass strawberries are the shit!

by iwritedefinitionsnottragedies October 11, 2016

Strawberry shake

The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.

I gave my girl a strawberry shake last night

by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021

Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.

Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.

by tomtom117 April 15, 2022

strawberry gashes

heroin track marks

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 16, 2022

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015