Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Strawberry

A sexual act much like the raspberry, where you blow into the stomach to make a funny sound, but instead one blows into the vagina. For sex.

Joey gave me a strawberry last night. It was strange and I didn’t like it.

by The strawberry March 12, 2018

Strawberry

Someone who bruises easily, just like strawberries do.

Jeff was crying and told his mother when we told him his hat looked silly. What a strawberry

by BurnNBerry March 12, 2018

strawberries with nuts

WORSHIP IT

Strawberries with nuts! Ho Huo huo

by Voidar March 13, 2018

Strawberry

An asexual person. Someone who isn't interested in other people sexually but practices 'self reproduction'.

Coined in 1986 in response to learning of the asexual reproduction of the strawberry fruit plant.

He was such a strawberry. He didn't want to date anyone.

by Princess Mumbi February 16, 2017

Strawberry

A sweet kind hearted girl, very goofy and loves and adores her friends can be quiet at times but has a bad mouth very beautiful has feelings but hides them.. Doesn't do relationships at that and can be mean

Guy 1: who's dat
Guy 2: strawberry anit she lit

by Bby girl s June 17, 2018

Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016