gang stalking

Gang stalking is something that people who may have paranoid schizophrenia believe in. Any research into the phenomenon reveals that there is no credible evidence that it actually exists, and it appears that the people who think they are victims are actually misinterpreting the actions of other people who are simply going about their day. The fact that gang-stalking victim advocates want the victims to wear tri-cornered hats (like the colonial Americans used to wear)as a show of solidarity should be proof that these people are not entirely sane.

That crazy lady claimed I was gang stalking her because I walked in front of her house to get to my car.

by J.D.S. April 16, 2006

cock stalking

a rather large condom

I had to wear the cock stalking while bagging your mother.

by nathaniel eidson April 8, 2006

Stalkerware

Online networking sites including myspace and facebook but pertaining more so to Twitter and Skype that are extremely private and can harbour major stranger danger

CJ on Twitter: just had an amazing night with Tony, we are going to bed now

Creeper also on Twitter:Ooo, what are you gonna do?

CJ's friend: ewww, who are you creeper? CJ, you should be careful about the things you say on stalkerware

by Johnny pro February 10, 2010

stalkording

The process of recording people when they don't know.

The boy was stalkording the hot chick getting dressed with a camera hidden in her room.

by LittleBigMudkip November 29, 2010

stalkblock

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011

sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.

Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."

by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006

booger stalker

someone who notices your boogers before u even feel them crusting up. they often feel it necessary to let you know about your self and the hefty booger that you have hanging out.

did you see the booger hanging out of that bitches nose. wow you think she could have felt that hefty fucker just dangling.

amber is such a booger stalker she told me about this booger she spotted in sheri's nose the other day

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007