Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024

Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.

For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.

by BornEnigma December 25, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024