statesboro shoot em up

when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.

Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat

by the mudbutt maurader January 11, 2010

Ohio State Fan

Someone who likes to lick nuts

Roderick is a Ohio State fan

by Tmac0522 October 24, 2017

witchcraft and state

A global phenomenon for centuries and to this day.

Thus explaining the current state of the world,sad as it is.

by The world is a big ball of gay June 8, 2004

Blue States

Morgan Quitno's rankings of the states with the highest crime rates, starting with the most dangerous. Asterisks (*) denote red states which voted Republican in the 2004 election:

1. Nevada*
2. Louisiana*
3. Arizona*
4. Maryland
5. South Carolina*
6. Florida*
7. Tennessee*
8. Alaska*
9. New Mexico
10. California
11. Texas*
12. Michigan
13. Georgia*
14. Oklahoma*
15. Delaware
16. Illinois
17. Mississippi*
18. North Carolina*
19. Alabama*
20. Washington
21. Missouri*
22. Kansas*
23. Ohio*
24. Colorado*
25. Hawaii
26. Kansas*
27. Indiana*
28. Oregon
29. Massachusetts
30. Pennsylvania
31. New York
32. New Jersey
33. Rhode Island
34. Utah*
35. Nebraska*
36. Minnesota
37. Kentucky*
38. Virginia*
39. Connecticut
40. Montana*
41. Idaho*
42. Wisconsin
43. Iowa*
44. West Virginia*
45. Wyoming*
46. South Dakota*
47. New Hampshire
48. Maine
49. Vermont
50. North Dakota*

Of the first 10 states (most dangerous) on the list, only three were "blue states."

Of the first 25, 17 were red states.

Of the last 10 states (safest) on the list, only four were "blue states," yet most of the "red states" with the exception of Iowa, Idaho and West Virginia have populations below a million and are sparsely populated.

Of the last 25, 13 were red states.

by The truth will set you free if you let it December 3, 2005

The United States Naval Academy

With the hottest uniforms, the most beautiful campus, the best looking guys, and located in the greatest city in all the lands, The United States Naval Academy can very easily be called the finest military institution in the world. It produces kick ass sailors and marines and who else has the blue angels??? March ons, fly bys, naptown, army/navy, kick ass... oh yess

lets go downtown and find some middies! ;)

by flynavy March 23, 2005

State of the Union

If we're the flagship of peace and prosperity,
we're taking on water and about to fucking sink.
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks.
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea.

Countdown
to the very end.
Equality;
an invitation that we won't extend.
Ready, aim.
Pull the trigger now.
In time you
firmly secure your place in hell.

State of the union address
reads "War Torn Country Still a Mess"
The words: power, death and distorted truth
are read between the lines of the red, white and blue.

"Guilty" is what our graves will read,
no year, no family.
We did nothing to stop the murder of
a people just like us.

~ State of the Union by Rise Against.

by Ertof October 18, 2008

Arizona State University

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school

John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

by EatShitAndDie March 12, 2019