virgin status

A facebook status with no likes or comments.

HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.

by aKimboB September 16, 2010

Static-x

damn mother fuck....they band is fucking bad ass but "the guy" has a name...it is wayne

You dont kno the devil til you hear static-x

by evil August 24, 2003

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

cuban number station

It is not known exactly what they are there, but its pretty much transmitted enigma in CW mode and then a bunch of numbers (in Spanish) in AM mode. It sounds like a female computer voice.

Cuban number stations can be monitored all across North America.

CUBAN NUMBER STATION COMMON JAMMING FREQUENCIES:

3060 (very common on the 6.6 MHz pirate radio band also)
3090
3292 6867 7648 8790 11215
3410 6872 7682 8873 11468
3444 6888 7726 8980 12144
3926 6890 7743 8992 13373
40176892 7755 9120 13419
4020 6920 7845 9140 14180
4027 6933 7860 9237 14736
4174 6935 7887 9251 14770
4601 6983 7890 9255 14825
4610 6953 8010 9330 17425
4328 6942 8018 9925 17520
4479 6768 6995 8066 10125 18035
5087 6778 7425 8126 10180 18434
5118 6787 7435 8136 10270 20316
5135 6797 7480 8150 10345 21865
5407 6800 7482 8165 10510
5415 6825 7520 8186 10713
5417 6840 7525 8240 10865
5420 6856 7580 8380 11125

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 10, 2003

Rocky Statue

Inserting one fist in a girls vagina and the other in her ass, then proceeding to hoist her over your head with both fists raised thus assuming the pose of the rocky statue. Eye of the tiger background music optional.

I rocky statued that girl last night and she ended up in the hospital.

On average 24 women die each year from failed rocky statue attempts.

by Rocky Zalboa April 9, 2007

Red states

To give a REAL definition and not bash the right for a change of pace, this is the term given to states during elections that have more Republican votes than Democratic votes.

"Here's the country map. Look at all those red states."

by Mike! May 13, 2005