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stand up for yourself

your in a pokemon battle against your parents!! you choose the pokemon kid, kid has the moves cry, do nothing, stand up for yourself, and get beaten in the a two snakes. you choose stand up for yourself, stats are not very effective and 100% damage to yourself. thats childhood for you.
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by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 8, 2022
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Yinbo standard

The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.
Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!
by pierrecurie March 17, 2004
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Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010
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European Standoff

Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.

Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')

See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?

Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
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Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.
"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"
by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017
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mormon standoff

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.
I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.
by Igby1106 November 3, 2017
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Latin Standard Time (LST)

the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.
Kaitlyn- Where's Lola?
Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...
by chacoscontacos June 3, 2018
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