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Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007
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squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
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Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.
Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)
by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010
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pink squirrel

A blunt weapon or club acquired early in the playstation 1 game "Vagrant Story". It had no particularly spectacular functions. It was a simple looking wooden club which is found within a chest in a part of the game that is not a required part of the story line to explore, thus easily missed or skipped over. It was merely a plain club with a rather unusual name.
You could play Vagrant Story and never find the pink squirrel.
by Elesdee July 5, 2009
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squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.
That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!
by todd March 10, 2003
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squirrel hunter

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."
by Professor Remus April 21, 2008
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squirrel

A squirrel is a loose girl;

Basically it is a nice way of calling a girl a slut ;
A girl who goes from one man to another very quickly,
Yo that girl is a real squirrel. she gets with every dude around.
by johnthedon921 March 20, 2011
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