slashdot

One of the older geek hangouts on the World Wide Web; a notable and wretched hive of scum and villainy. The denizens of Slashdot are known to engage, with regards to their self-professed knowledge of All-Things-Technical, in the same kind of macho douchebaggery that highschool jocks wield against their brainy counterparts. In this way they are quite adept at demonstrating their own propensities for egotism and vanity.

I made the mistake of reading the forums on slashdot today.

by dogeared-boy August 27, 2011

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

Happy slasher

A professional self harmer

Look at her arms..she's a happy slasher

by Manic Manda September 28, 2016

slash

A bum on the street used the word. I've never heard the word used in this context, but it means booze, or shots of booze.

"Hey, got any money so I can buy some slash??" - Coonass
"Give me a hit of that slash!!"

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

slash

1. Excellent guitarist of the original Guns n' Roses.

2. An action of cutting or stabing.

1. Slash was great last night wasn't he?

2. He slashed that guys tired.

by 1337 g33k January 30, 2003

splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008