Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

Son of a bitch

Your mother is a female dog and you are her pup.

That "son of a bitch" pissed me off.

by WayZobbie January 26, 2022

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son

by literally just a toast June 6, 2024

Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.

"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"

by ktone May 25, 2018

son of a gun

a phrase that suggests the person is brutal and conniving

You lucky son of a gun.

by lurgertor May 20, 2020

son-of-an-ass

A slightly more caustic way of calling a person a dick.

"Ugh, Kieran. That son-of-an-ass. He's been asking for my wi-fi password every day since I moved here."

by aussieathart January 30, 2023