Search

In reference to the internet: to be nosey, to seek, look for, pry; to scroll and click aimlessly with or without intention.

“What exactly are you looking for? Nothing in particular, I’m just going to search the web!”

by Jenjersnapps December 28, 2025

pan-seared

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.

Somebody's ass just got pan-seared

by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007

stank search

A simple hide and seek game played with various dip (e.g. onion dip, ranch dip, taco dip). The dip is hid in a random part of a store (usually walmart) and one will later see if the dip was found or the product produces a fine stink.

Yo dude, I started a stank search and that onion dip is still wedged in the paper aisle rack.

by J4u January 3, 2008

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

entering search

Entering a query into a search engine.

Try entering search.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

unsearchable search engines

Obsolete or as yet uncreated search engines.

Examples of unsearchable search engines include Betty/Jughead
Archie4Veronica
Betty4Archie
VvsB

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009