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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

SAPS

Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.

Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a doowop for penis sake!

by Cayli Jomnes February 20, 2005

Smash

1. What you say when an attractive girl walks past.... preferably just within her earshot!!
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2. Another way of saying "Yes", "Hell Yeah", etc!
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*Fit bird walks past*

Smash!
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It's Friday, It's sunny, I've finished work early and I'm now going to the pub! Smash!!
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by social-misfit April 23, 2010

slaps

to be fun, funny, hot, good, looks nice

SHAI- do u got that new video game

TAY- yeah it slaps

by SH4Y January 1, 2009

smash

1. (intransitive verb) to get belligerently drunk and then carouse.

2. (transitive verb) to attack with an intention to dominate, as in drunk girls at a frat.

Yo man, tonight, i just wanna SMASH. Just get drunk get out there and SMASH. (definition 1)

Yea, let's get out there and SMASH some girls from delta gamma tonight.

by OwlHoot December 17, 2008

Hulk Smash

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch

Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!

by JPMDSK September 16, 2009

SMAPxSMAP

SMAP`s TV show on MONDAY nights at 11pm on channel 3(just in my area-i think the network its on is NHK, maybe TV Tokyo).
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.

*you do not pronounce the "x", it is just said "SMAP SMAP" or in Japanese pronunciation "sumappusumappu"

Me: I gotta get home so I can watch eat dinner and watch SMAPxSMAP.
Miki: SMAPxSMAP? Yesterday.
Me: You mean it is on Monday? Not Tuesday?
Miki: Yes.
Me: Fuck.

by tanukisanyo May 10, 2005