Telephreudian Slip

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

by The Sporadicals June 26, 2013

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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' August 28, 2008

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got slipped

When the subject (man or woman) gets pants'd or in the odd case, shirted... without the subject knowing. Shame and embarrassment inevitably overwhelms them.

Bro! That sucker just got slipped!!!

Yo, Stacey got slipped huge in gym class yesterday! Friggin on-point!

Damnit! Got slipped again!...... Good thing that wasn't a "full slip"

by Ask Steve April 03, 2015

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clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

by Rammin R Dixon September 02, 2015

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