Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
Get the Jockey Shitmug. An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
by JEUNT January 14, 2010
Get the shitting incidentmug. by Archyyyy January 8, 2009
Get the shitmug. A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008
Get the Shitmug. Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.
by No1ButU June 26, 2008
Get the shit-inmug. my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
by redninja141 December 30, 2009
Get the shitmug. by bobles January 11, 2008
Get the shitmug.