The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)

dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!

by earpuller November 22, 2010

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A way of ranking women's attractiveness. If you say she's a 10, shes a bad bitch. If you say she's a 9, shes almost perfect. If she's a 7 or 8, shes pretty good looking. 5 or 6 is average, 3 or 4 is a little on the ugly side, and 1 or 2 is disgusting

Person 1: I just fucked the baddest bitch
Person 2:On the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was she

Person 3: A 10 man!!!

by usin my real name kassidi September 12, 2016

1 - 10 Female attractiveness scale

A scale of which you can rate women, purely on aesthetics/good looks, from 1 - 10.

The 1 - 10 female attractiveness scale in practice:
"Holy fuck, she's a solid 10!"
"Nahhh, she's an 8"

by Los Snablos September 13, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A standard of measurement employed by (mostly) men to rate the aesthetic appeal, and in particular the sexual allure, of women.

Jenny is attractive, but (on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale)Jayla is a 10--she could be a supermodel.

by Gilbert Humperdink, III September 20, 2016

Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family

Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.

by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020

ah yes the scalene triangle

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.

hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.

by weensaw September 16, 2012