When you haven't showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock
"I know you haven't eaten all day baby and it's that time of the month so l'm gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it's your favorite!”
by Mr. Lolita June 18, 2025
Get the Strawberry dickcheesecakemug. Sam: did you pull our friend's amazingly sexy younger sister last night?
Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot
Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot
by masterofbootygoals April 14, 2015
Get the strawberry fluffmug. A person that is delicate and cares in exaggerated way about how they look. They also are quirky and have a really dark sense of humor.
by Reiner_01949 February 10, 2021
Get the Strawberrymug. I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
by remyg November 3, 2011
Get the strawberry beardmug. this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜
zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick
aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭
Strawberry-kiwi
aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭
Strawberry-kiwi
by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023
Get the strawberry-kiwimug. When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
by seachips January 11, 2025
Get the South Sudan Strawberry Yogurtmug. Example of Strawberry Jammin'
Being in a shop isle and having someone standing right in front of you, they see you, but they just stand there and will not move to let you pass.
Being in a shop isle and having someone standing right in front of you, they see you, but they just stand there and will not move to let you pass.
by SazzySuzzane November 8, 2016
Get the Strawberry Jammin'mug.