Dad Stories

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

by MadamexXx March 4, 2009

nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

by yeahitsthatguy88 March 22, 2010

Ice-Cream Bowl Story

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.

Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story

by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.

Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life

by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

Stormcloak

The better choice for Skyrims civil war

The imperials are stupid, Stormcloaks are a Big W

by Moss on a rock June 22, 2018

it's a long story

Said when they ask you something you don't have time to explain

Hey, aren't you at school?

Not today. It's a long story.

by Simon The Great And Howling One January 14, 2008