Skiffalofagus

A disease contracted by fucking a toxic waste barrel.

I fucked your mom and got skiffalofagus.

by Scrubby Ninja August 8, 2008

sniff yer tank

In Australia there are some people who hang around petrol stations known as abbo's then if you let them 'sniff yer tank' theyll do you sexual favours

sum abbo woman just came over and asked if she could sniff yer tank, then gave me a blowie

by shameles February 5, 2010

Skiff Picnic

To unwittingly enjoy a picnic in a public park where dog walkers let their dogs poop on the grass. Despite their picking up the poop a fine layer of skiff will remain quietly and patiently waiting for you and your picnic.

Took the kids out at the weekend and ended up having a skiff picnic....

by Pippyjlong June 1, 2018

Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc

Tactical Skiffs

by namrehsif January 13, 2011

ceremonial sniff

Something all people do after fingering a girl. If you've ever fingered a girl before, you know exactly what I'm talking about. "checking the goods" is one way of putting it.

"So I finally fingered Delilah"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"

by fidge July 15, 2015

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

Chicken Sniffer

A mans genitalia.

I didn't realize my fly was down and i think she saw my chicken sniffer.

by fumi381 November 29, 2017