spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Sorkin

Ignorant and aggressive critic of buildings. When a person thinks they understand architecture and naively complain about building design. When a self-important individual pretends to understand the built environment. An extreme blowhard in architecture circles.

To impress a girl, the college dropout pulled a complete Sorkin and sounded like he knew nothing about architecture.

by Michael Sorkin November 22, 2011

Smork

Smoking a cigarette while smirking at the same time.

"y'know that Chris guy? The girls go crazy when he smorks."

by Tailee February 10, 2015

Smork

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by Nikolina Herself 👩🏻 August 30, 2015

Snorkeling

When a guy is getting his ass eaten out and the eater reaches between his legs and pulls his dick backwards to suck on it.

My old lady was eating my ass last night and then started snorkeling my cock too!

by Marsha Buscemi June 9, 2015

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

milk.sporkyou

best forum site ever. you better come if your cool

i just went to milk.sporkyou

by Royal Cline December 14, 2003