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rick jr

Soft as warm Butter. Plur is Life. Frequents PB and the North Side.
Dude, Joe Biden Sucksdon’t be a Rick Jr.
by TheViolentPelican November 24, 2021
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On some Rick shit

To convince someone to do something wrong or underhanded that would have a profitable return so as you would not be the one taking the fall if caught, but you still get to reap the reward.
You had to have been on some Rick shit to go and pick up a bait trailer.
by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024
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rick schrooten

Rick schrooten is a probable gay person who cares way too much about his clothes and has anger issues
Stop talking shit you are being such a rick schrooten right now
by Stone island June 12, 2019
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rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.
Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.
by GHL Champion December 6, 2013
mugGet the rick my ballsmug.

Rick Astley's pants

vaquitas
Rick astley is wearing his ......Rick Astley's pants.
by TheMiner1212 March 20, 2022
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Rick

Ricks are a rare sub-species of homo sapiens that can usually be found in and around Christian communities. They claim not to be religious, but secretly still attend church on sunday with their parents. The species has evolved to grow incredibly large sonar-sensitive ears, which filter out the bullshit of any conversation they find themselves in. This makes Ricks valuable friends which can give excellent advice. Attempts by scientist to study a Rick and their unique ability have consistently failed as Ricks tend to grow a beard so large they are mistaken for very big bushes of pubic hair.

Despite claiming to do a real ‘study’ Ricks tend to choose the easy way out and choose a social study, this is to blame on their general fear of anything useful like math or physics. Still, Ricks excel in their field of expertise which leaves them with (too) much free time. This free time they use to pursue their favourite hobby of courting women. If sufficiently proficient in this hobby Ricks will never in their entire life be single. Despite this they never reach fourth base. This lack of pro-creation has made Ricks second on WWF’s endangered species list. If you ever are able to capture one it is of paramount importance to the global biodiversity to nurse and care for it as one of your best friends.
Dylan: "Why is there so much pubic hair on your couch?"
Daniel:"Oh no, that's my roommate Rick"

"I really need some good advice, do you know a Rick?"
by Tbiscuits November 21, 2021
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Ricked

Fucking up, Destroying properties of others, (accidentally) and not taking blame. not taking accountability of their actions. kinda stinky. may or may not have fake teeth. hates booze loves trump. veteran of a HEAFTY 4 years. burrier of donkey
Man, he really ricked up that shelf
by PapaBreads August 9, 2023
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