The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"
"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
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passing smoke from one mouth to another mouth without touching lips. thus you are doing smoke retrieval.
by semlaro April 28, 2010
Get the smoke retrieval mug.The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.
Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?
Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.
Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.
by mogar08 December 23, 2011
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Get the big fat fucking retard mug.A person who is obsessed with the twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer, and will change their complete attitude due to this monstrosity.
Signs of retwardation are the following;
1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward
2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often
3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it
4) Will argue to the death for Twilight
If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.
Signs of retwardation are the following;
1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward
2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often
3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it
4) Will argue to the death for Twilight
If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.
Obsessed Tween-"Isn't Edward just amazing. I wish he was my boyfriend. Twilight is the best."
Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"
Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"
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