Ranchezz

A word/name only meant for the sexiest of men.

“Oh my god he is so Ranchezz”

“Ranchezz?”

“He’s the hottest and sexiest dude ever, aka he is Ranchezz”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023

Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored

Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

rancid

When a particularly sick burn is wrought, a hype-man (or woman) may exclaim "That's straight up rancid" to indicate their assent as to the magnitude of the damage. Etymology derives from the process of meat putrefaction. Word typically employed by dashing young rogues

Bob (to impending burn victim): Dude you look like the kid from Home Alone grew up and became a hobbit
Neutral third party (awed): Damn man - that's straight up RANCID

by lord_doctor_of_vernacular May 3, 2024

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024