psuedo-hookup

Basically a "hookup"- the sex

If you don't believe in pre marital sex, a psuedo-hookup may be you best choice

by GCSDB January 9, 2016

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.

Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.

by zeldalover1113 October 30, 2017

Psuedostitute

A girl who uses tinder in an attempt to sell nude photographs using apps like Venmo to take payment. Combination of the pre-fix "psuedo" (meaning fake) and the word "prostitutes"

"Shut the fuck up you psuedostitute and get a job. Nobody's buying your ugly ass nudes."

by Pocketzest January 22, 2019

psuedoliberal

Someone/ something that pretends to have liberal ideologies but instead has authoritarian ideologies

That julian castro guy is definitely psuedoliberal

by Gummy34 December 19, 2020

Pseudastoficial

looking astonished but feeling the opposite way.

He looked pseudastoficial when his friend won a competition, though he felt envy.

by raptoficial March 20, 2021

psuedo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a particular product, idea, or era, brought on by someone who did not live in time for that concepts inception.

Person 1: Man, I miss the 90's.

Person 2: Weren't you born in 2002?

Person 1: Yeah, what of it?

Person 2: Man, that psuedo-nostalgia has really got a hold on you.

by rollacethejazzmaster November 7, 2021

Pseuoo

A portmanteau of pseudo and poo, used to describe when one excretes faeces from an orifice beside the anus.

Past tense: pseuooed

Edmund: “Granny didn’t lay a single shit for the last years of her life.”

Aethelstan: “You’re right, with that stoma bag of hers, she just pseuooed.”

Edmund: “Quite right, let us add this term to the urban dictionary.”

by Jucklesjenk April 17, 2022