A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.
DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
by Aquaris April 27, 2013
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Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013
Get the Transitive Property of Ownership mug.stinging propeller: When a packet for Salt and Vinegar crisps is used as a condom during sexual intercourse of any type. Often this causes servere rashes on the penile area and can lead to the developement of VSR on the Penis. Sometimes a Cheese and Onion Crisp packet can be used, see 'Wobbly Propeller' for more details. See 'VSR' for more details on that.
Quick, we need to stinging propeller! I don't give a damn about you getting VSR or the fact that there are in a children's playground!
by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014
Get the stinging propeller mug.Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
by bobojangle September 12, 2015
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Fuckboy propaganda meme:
Girl: But I should really just play hard to get and not go home with him on the first date
Inner conscious: Suck his dick.
Girl: But I-
Inner conscious: SUCK. HIS. DICK.
Girl: But I should really just play hard to get and not go home with him on the first date
Inner conscious: Suck his dick.
Girl: But I-
Inner conscious: SUCK. HIS. DICK.
by Flaggish November 21, 2016
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I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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