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Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.
Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.
by HourglassMage May 10, 2012
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Primacy Factor

Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
by pfactor May 25, 2013
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primd

At work, when made to move something then asked to immediately move it back repeatedly for twelve hours.
If I get primd one more time I'm gonna freak out
by angry grip December 7, 2013
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prime day

Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)
Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!
by elmwoodhobo August 6, 2015
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Prime-time

That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?
by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015
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Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.
Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.
by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016
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prime and play

Alternative to nexflix and chill but more of a discrete way to put it.
Girl: Don't try to pull the netflix and chill line on me.

Guy: Nah, I don't have that, I'm more of a prime and play kind of guy.
by Wheresmyfrap March 27, 2016
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