first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
by Beazyy March 11, 2010
Get the Post Oak Power Drill mug.The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.
Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
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The period of life, observed in the elderly, where the rules of polite conversation and overt public embarrassment are no longer followed. People in their post-courtesy years see no need to be polite and blurt out exactly what they think, regardless of how embarrassing or unkind it is to the subject or surrounding parties. Often manifests in the late 70's.
Grandma in her post-courtesy years, said "My son-in-law has a big nose just like yours."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
That senior citizen just said women don't need any education and should just have babies.
Grandfather said, "I can say anything I want because I have earned the right."
"Oh, I see that you have gained weight. But you have always been kind of fat so it doesn't show."
by Heymercury April 21, 2010
Get the Post-courtesy years mug.When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.
I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.
by Mgamerz May 13, 2010
Get the Postal Regret mug.(noun) Person who is not a drug dealer, but only delivers from point A to point B substances for a/some drug dealer(s) toward the customer(s).
*dealer's name* hired me as his postaboy to deliver this quarter pound to Jack living at that corner, I get a cut of 100$ for the travel
by Magewarfelix October 25, 2010
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by Expressions you idiotic cunts. April 13, 2011
Get the Post-Dig mug.What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 March 2, 2011
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