poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 11, 2010

Poop Bomb

Poop bombing is

hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa

Im going to Poop Bomb you if you dont shutup

by LoadedPapmperShit December 4, 2021

Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010

poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.

Join the Poop Pucks Plan today!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020