Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

Peter Pipe

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

naughty peter

When your penis goes into the wrong hole during sexual intercourse

Im a little soar today frank gave me a naughty peter last night.

by Tammy2ton March 18, 2016

Peter Maxwell

Cutest boy you'll ever see, very in love with his girlfriend, massive dick, thinks he's funny (but actually is), Boy Scout fag, did I mention massive dick, very good to go camping with, very sweet, bad driver, and can't handle liquor

"I'd bang Peter Maxwell"
"I sure do love my Peter Maxwell!"

by Poonmiester69 August 17, 2017

Inner Peter

The Inner Peter is the urge to do bad things such as stealing stuff. Everybody has Inner Peter but, some control it better then others.

James stole food because his Inner Peter overwhelmed him.

by Fameron October 15, 2018

Peter Tosh

To decriminalize or LEGALIZE Herbs

Many states are voting to peter tosh pot

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

Peter Tinklage

The amount of urine (tinkle) that remains in a man's penis (Peter), after he is finished peeing, that manages to leak out and leave a wet spot in his underwear.

Even though George gave his penis a couple of shakes when he was done peeing, there was sill enough Peter Tinklage left to moisten his pants.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018