paradis

A deez nuts joke

Person 1: hey man, what are you writing
Person 2: oh just an essay
Person 1: I think you should use the paradise font IMO (in my opinion)
Person 2: what is the paradis font dude?
Person 1: PAR A DIS (pair of deez) NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

by RukuIsMyName January 2, 2022

Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009

Cosby paradox

When you take the Roofie and rape the rapist.

I just so happened to create a cosby paradox with my co-worker

by Kingrobotic666 August 3, 2018

Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013

The Broadway Paradox

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox

by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018