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A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.
The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.
by just another Teenager December 9, 2008
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poser

One who ends his/her emails with:

"Sent from my iPhone"
Hey man!

How've you been? Hope to see you soon!

Bob

Sent from my iPhone (I'M A POSER!!!)
by Santosh Chaterjee July 22, 2009
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Pause-o-potty

To request a break from an mmorpg to take a leak
"OMG you guys, I need a 5 minute pause-o-potty before we start this boss"
by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013
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poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.
"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"
by TheBoss May 3, 2014
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the pause

a way of showing sarcasim.shifting your jaw to the side with an open mouth,or saying "...ahhhh."
that douche bag was prety cool (pause) ahhhh. the pause
by joey cool November 26, 2007
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pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.
by sage thunder April 12, 2010
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Press Pause

Telling a person to stop or hold on until you come back or finish what you are dong. You have to use your fingers when you tell them also. So hold up your index and middle fingers like this: 11 (looks like the pause signal on your mp3 player).
Person 1: So I know you wanted to talk me about...
Person 2: Press Pause (while doing the hand signal) I need to go to the bathroom.
by The Stiletto Queen January 25, 2011
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