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Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 9, 2020
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pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.
John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌
by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016
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98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.
Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
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Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.
See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.
by Gigi VT May 2, 2019
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dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
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pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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